Account: #7047050

Job: Firefighter
Paid: Salaried | µ3000/mo
Hours: Variable
(µ1500 payday | µ36,000 annual)

Apartment:
Rent:
Food/Utilities (ESTIMATE):

Disposable Income: µ3000/mo


"Encounters" Average: 1/wk
Intensity: Medium
Average pay per encounter: µ15

Lu Xun (1 + 3) (grilled2order): 36,894 comments (29.52%)
Lu Xun (2) (no_tannenbaum): 1,189 comments (0.95%)
Huang Yue Ying (1) (for_the_han): 43,713 comments (34.97%)
Huang Yue Ying (2) (for_the_yeah): 1,828 comments (1.46%)
Huang Yue Ying (3) (brazeofglory): 1,957 comments (1.57%)
Zhang He (forkbringer): 1,267 comments (1.01%)
Lemina Ausa (megamage): 1,148 comments (0.92%)
Da Qiao (husbandsitter): 3,680 comments (2.94%)
Yagami Light (as_apple_pie): 18,847 comments (15.08%)
Beavis (fitshaced): 176 comments (0.14%)
Ryoutou Kouseki (minormajor): 14,286 comments (11.43%)

Total comment count: 124,985

I HAVE NO LIFE.

I would have put date in/outs for everyone, but I have a nasty habit of reapping.

[As the subject says, this is VERY DEEP in the camp woods, near a fairly decently-sized stream. There is a campfire! And also, on a nearby tree, two skinned rabbits are hanging by vines. And in the shade are the skins, stretched and drying.]

[Hanging on a lower-hanging branch would be Boyan's (wet) clothes. And out of the light, in the stream, there is QUIET SPLASHING.]

[He THOUGHT he was being pretty ninja, but. OBVIOUSLY, IF THIS POST EXISTS, HE DIDN'T GO OUT FAR ENOUGH.]

Gongji, are you certain you want to go through with this?

[ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, BITCHES]

[So, Gongji and Gongji, there is a stealthy Boyan coming into your room tonight. :<b BUT RATHER THAN JUST CLIMB INTO A BED UNINVITED, have a hand on your shoulder, Gongji!]

Gongji.

Hello, Oscar. Aeon.

...Chisame, forgive me for excluding your partner, but as I am deliberately excluding Mr. Yagami from this post, I assumed it would be fair to keep this one-on-one.

That questionnaire. The first two questions were typical, but the third...? What possible significance would it--?

Search Query: "Kira"

First hit is irrelevant, but the second...? "KIRA will prevail"? That's--!!

Search Query: "Light Yagami"

...

...

...

--!!

Please excuse the sudden contact, but you are Shigure, correct?

Age: 17. No matter how many birthdays he has, this will never change. lol, Dynasty Warriors.
Height: 5'7
Weight: 155 lbs
Medical Info: In excellent health! Has a few old scars and burns from battles, and a history of sprains and other battle injuries. A few camp deaths in the past.
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Physical traits: Nothing that would stand out. Is built like a gymnast.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Nothing surprises him at this point. He knows his world's time scheme is fucked up, he knows there's a video game called Dynasty Warriors, and he HAS played it. HOWEVER, I would greatly prefer it if TWO things were never mentioned to him, as it would cause horrible emo. Namely, Sun Quan being a total dickweed to him at the end of his life, and also his first son dying in infancy.
Abilities: Musou abilities are bizarre! LET'S JUST SAY FIRE IS INVOLVED. LOTS OF IT. I'm talking "wall of fire" here. Aside from that, he's an excellent swordsman, and is capable of some pretty hardcore acrobatic stunts.
Notes for the Psychics/Spiritually Aware: Nothing unusual in his mind, though he's likely SUPER BORING. If we ever get a Rikuson Hakugen, he will likely be SPIRITUALLY IDENTICAL to Lu Xun.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Poke me first, but the answer will likely be yes.
Maim/Murder/Death: Ask first, but the answer will likely be yes. Boyan saves regularly! \o/
Cooking: Is capable of helping in the kitchen with things like cutting and measuring, but sucks on his own.

I know you are not awake yet... Robert, was it?

When you are able, could you please spare a few moments?

Excuse me, sir. May I speak with you a bit?

I would ask if you wished to speak privately with me, but I fear you may get the wrong idea, Doctor Umeda.

Chisame. Please forgive the contact so soon, but in a game such as this, I wish to be in contact with as many people as I know. I suppose it would be pointless to ask if you are friend or foe.

Ash, please tell me. I know you have no reason to trust me, but if it may sway votes...

Hello, Mal. Give me a reason to trust you.

I beg your pardon, miss, but I have reason to believe you are a sheep.

"Even if cat-themed superheroes are often theives and morally questionable, this feline friend is a puuuuuuuuuurfectly trustworthy person. Just ask Batman!"

All right, Gongji.

Just for the sake of my notes.